Answer Me Jesus ™


Do go check it out. It’s like the Magic 8 Ball, but Jesus. I’ve just ordered a matched set: Jesus and Buddha. If you’re in the area, stop by my office (also known as the Department of Discontent, as it is so close to the coffee machine) and check them out in the coming weeks.

So, I asked Jesus about this whole disclaiming up front about the priesthood thing whilst dating.

Jesus responded, “Wait for a sign.”

I asked Jesus if he was sure.

Jesus responded, “Yes, my child.”

So far, Jesus sounds like the pope. I was hoping for something like, “Stop being so narcisitic and go feed the poor.” Or perhaps, “This has nothing to do with you, everything to do with God.” Or even (my personal favorite), “Get thee behind me, Satan.”

::sigh:: I guess you can’t win everything. I check with my Magic 8 ball about that, and it agrees.

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